Alton Towers… Nice to be back!

I’m just sat in Woodcutters (my go to bar at Alton Towers) and after a good morning of coaster riding I’ve already done my daily exercise! Time for vegan jerk burger! High points so far? Three rides on Smiler! Low points? Well a couple… One was the stupid entitled mum who snapped at the staffContinue reading “Alton Towers… Nice to be back!”

Alton Towers – October

I have to say that October is one of my favourite times of year for Alton Towers. The crowds are thinning a little, the leaves are turning, and it’s quite magical. This time I went with Gaz and Ana again. Gaz is such a lovable scatterbrain idiot, very much like myself! High points… Most ofContinue reading “Alton Towers – October”

At Alton Towers you will find…

You can leave the kids behind, There’s a new world just for you, and all the others in the queue. Remember the 1980’s advert? Yeah we rewrote it back in the 80’s at school! You know what this means though – yeah my first Alton Towers trip of the new season! A day with allContinue reading “At Alton Towers you will find…”

Alton Towers… Again

You are all probably very well aware that I love Alton Towers. It’s one of my favourite places to visit and I often travel every few weeks (season pass… aaah). Unfortunately on this visit I misjudged the school holidays and Gaz and I ended up in a theme park full of brats! (admittedly, most ofContinue reading “Alton Towers… Again”