A Gentleman is no longer a Gentleman – when was the last time you ever saw the writing “Gentlemen” on a toilet block? – these days we usually get a little picture of a man with two legs and the woman balancing on one leg.
I found this out when attempting to buy an item to enable me to wear my dress shirt onstage whilst being able to play bass and look smart.
The item in question is a pair of armbands. Not the dayglo orange items you stick around your arms when you can’t swim, but the silver or gold spring-like bands to hold the upper sleeves of a dress shirt in.